Tuesday, February 14, 2006
It seems you can do anything with a laser!
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
On a side note, a full Brazilian for women is $1,520. A full Brazilian for men is $2,700. Why is there such a huge price difference? And what the hell is a full Brazilian for men?
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Ted Danson the snowman
Someone at work bought me the pictured tree ornament. Maybe I'm just crazy, but it looks like a snowman in black-face to me... I thought the holidays were about love, not racism! Who makes this stuff...
Friday, December 16, 2005
poor secret squirrel
Yesterday evening I left my apartment and discovered an amenity I was previously unaware of...
Yikes! What the?! There’s a freakin’ dead squirrel hanging right outside my front door! Gross! Maybe I can put some lights on it and make it more festive...
Friday, December 09, 2005
picture of me
so I got a new cell phone and took this self-portrait while I was driving home...
notice my eyes are on the road... I'm reckless, not crazy!
it sorta looks like I have a uni-brow, but I don't, I really don't! :)
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
i hope my fat fingers can type this...
Saturday night I went out with Courtney and some of her friends to celebrate her birthday. I haven’t been out to a dance club in a while, not to mention a straight dance club. The night was pretty fun. Early on we were hanging out at a bar drinking, and I was getting chatty with a straight guy I know that was there.
We all left the bar and went to a dance club, the Cactus Café or something, which wasn’t as bad as it sounds. After more drinks and more shots I was at the bar talking again to the same straight guy. Then, quite unexpectedly, he grabbed my ass! More shocking was what he said... and I quote “Wow, you’ve got a real firm ass, for a big boy.” Ohhh... he likes my, wait... what? What the fuck! Big boy? What the hell does that mean? I’m certainly not scrawny, but big boy? Come on!
Well, I guess this big boy wasn’t so bad... cause the above mentioned straight guy ended up trying to make out with me in the cab ride back to Courtney’s house. Did he really expect me to put out after he called me a big boy? Besides, I know his wife...
It's no wonder straight girls barely even like straight guys...
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Forbes Fictional 15
Thursday, December 01, 2005
South Africa's High Court Rules in Favor of Gay Marriage
South Africa's highest court ruled today that same-sex marriages enjoy the same legal status as those between men and women, effectively making the nation one of just five worldwide that have removed legal barriers to gay and lesbian unions.
Monday, November 28, 2005
It was snowing when I got off work today... I don’t necessarily dislike snow; I just find it very inconvenient. Plus, I hate the cold. It seriously dries out my skin.
The first snow of the season is always unsettling to me. The first snow, more than anything else, reinforces the fact that I’m an adult and I have responsibilities. When I was a kid and it snowed there was a good chance school could be canceled; as an adult, they don’t cancel work. When I went to KU and it snowed I would skip class (I skipped class for lesser reasons); as an adult, I can’t skip work.
The first snow reminds me that inevitably at some point this winter I’ll look out my window in the morning and see several inches of snow on my car, and I won’t have the option to simply shrug it off and go back to sleep.
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
what is love?
Woman to wed man who held her hostageYeah... I've never been in love like that... thank goodness...
‘We are soul mates,’ victim says of man who also shot her in the groin