Tuesday, February 14, 2006

happy VD

For all you ladies looking for that perfect Valentine's Day gift for your man, how about Hymenoplasty?

http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/anderson.cooper.360/blog/2006/02/you-too-can-be-40-year-old-virgin.html

It seems you can do anything with a laser!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

shaving sucks

Saturday I went for a consultation to get laser hair removal. I want to have all my facial hair permanently removed. I know that seems quite drastic, but it’s something I’ve wanted to do for a while. I despise shaving. I’m not concerned about getting the hair removed because, frankly, I don’t plan to ever have a beard, goatee, or moustache at any point in my life. Additionally, I would look quite silly with a beard, goatee, or moustache. The consultation went well, except when I learned laser hair removal for the face is $2,700. Yikes! Looks like I have to save some money...

On a side note, a full Brazilian for women is $1,520. A full Brazilian for men is $2,700. Why is there such a huge price difference? And what the hell is a full Brazilian for men?

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Ted Danson the snowman




Someone at work bought me the pictured tree ornament. Maybe I'm just crazy, but it looks like a snowman in black-face to me... I thought the holidays were about love, not racism! Who makes this stuff...

Friday, December 16, 2005

poor secret squirrel

There are many amenities I look for in an apartment, such as washer/dryer, dishwasher, pets allowed, etc. My current apartment complex has several of these, which is why I renewed my lease.

Yesterday evening I left my apartment and discovered an amenity I was previously unaware of...


















Yikes! What the?! There’s a freakin’ dead squirrel hanging right outside my front door! Gross! Maybe I can put some lights on it and make it more festive...

Friday, December 09, 2005

picture of me


so I got a new cell phone and took this self-portrait while I was driving home...

notice my eyes are on the road... I'm reckless, not crazy!

it sorta looks like I have a uni-brow, but I don't, I really don't! :)

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

i hope my fat fingers can type this...

Saturday night I went out with Courtney and some of her friends to celebrate her birthday. I haven’t been out to a dance club in a while, not to mention a straight dance club. The night was pretty fun. Early on we were hanging out at a bar drinking, and I was getting chatty with a straight guy I know that was there.

We all left the bar and went to a dance club, the Cactus Café or something, which wasn’t as bad as it sounds. After more drinks and more shots I was at the bar talking again to the same straight guy. Then, quite unexpectedly, he grabbed my ass! More shocking was what he said... and I quote “Wow, you’ve got a real firm ass, for a big boy.” Ohhh... he likes my, wait... what? What the fuck! Big boy? What the hell does that mean? I’m certainly not scrawny, but big boy? Come on!

Well, I guess this big boy wasn’t so bad... cause the above mentioned straight guy ended up trying to make out with me in the cab ride back to Courtney’s house. Did he really expect me to put out after he called me a big boy? Besides, I know his wife...

It's no wonder straight girls barely even like straight guys...


Saturday, December 03, 2005

Forbes Fictional 15

Forbes has issued a fun list of the top 15 richest fictional characters. Sorry Annie, but Daddy Warbucks isn't the richest man in the world.

http://www.forbes.com/lists/2005/fictional/Rank.html

Thursday, December 01, 2005

South Africa's High Court Rules in Favor of Gay Marriage

Great news!

South Africa's highest court ruled today that same-sex marriages enjoy the same legal status as those between men and women, effectively making the nation one of just five worldwide that have removed legal barriers to gay and lesbian unions.


Monday, November 28, 2005

first snow

It was snowing when I got off work today... I don’t necessarily dislike snow; I just find it very inconvenient. Plus, I hate the cold. It seriously dries out my skin.

The first snow of the season is always unsettling to me. The first snow, more than anything else, reinforces the fact that I’m an adult and I have responsibilities. When I was a kid and it snowed there was a good chance school could be canceled; as an adult, they don’t cancel work. When I went to KU and it snowed I would skip class (I skipped class for lesser reasons); as an adult, I can’t skip work.

The first snow reminds me that inevitably at some point this winter I’ll look out my window in the morning and see several inches of snow on my car, and I won’t have the option to simply shrug it off and go back to sleep.


Wednesday, November 16, 2005

what is love?

I've been in love before. At least, I've always thought I had been in love before. It seemed like love at the time and looking back, I still think it was love. But sometimes I hear about other people being in love and realize, I've never been in love like that. For example:
Woman to wed man who held her hostage
‘We are soul mates,’ victim says of man who also shot her in the groin
Yeah... I've never been in love like that... thank goodness...